radio free mount airy

Attack of the killer white labels

We're diving into recent music acquisitions here, and as you may be able to tell from the past couple of shows we're featuring some of the most bizarre and obscure vinyl offerings. Superior shortwave reception today on both WBCQ 7415 and 5110.

Conceptual contunity for this show: Lauren Wood aka Chunky aka Ilene Rappaport is the Chunky of Chunky, Novi and Errnie we played today. Chunky and Novi had various associations with Frank Zappa throughout the years.

The tracked marked * are mono recordings electronically reprocessed to give stereo effect on stereo equipment.

• Wild Man Fischer - I'm the Meany
• David Bowie - Karma Man - The World of David Bowie (Decca UK SPA.58 1970)*
• Danny Kirwan - Mary Jane - Second Chapter (DJM Records DJLPA-1 1975)
• Ride on Jenny's Coal Train (artist unknown, ripped from Jennifer's ''Duh News'' train episode)
• Chunky, Novi and Ernie - Atlantic Liner - Hard Goods (Warner Brothers sampler PRO 583 1974)
• The United States of America - Heresy (Coming Down) (alternate version)
• Patsy Cline - Lovesick Blues - On Stage At The Grand Ole Opry (Decca DL 74393 1963)
• Devo - Speed Racer - Oh No! It's DEVO
• The Hi-Lo's - One Note Samba (Samba De Uma Nota So) - The Hi-Lo's Happen to Bossa Nova (Reprise R-6066 A 1961 white label)
• Jane In Space - Leonard Nimoy - Proud Mary and Bobby Sherman's Christmas Album on subspace channel 32
• Blond Venus - Future (2002)
• Spooky Tooth - Cottin Growing Man - You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw (A&M SP-4385 1973 white label)
• Some instrumentals from Frank Zappa's Lather: Spider of Destiny, Flambe
• Cliff Bruner & His Texas Wanderers - Tequila Rag 0 Bear Family (1941)

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Momentary interlude from our literary pursuits

This one happened at 2200 UTC on WBCQ 7.415 and 5.110 MHz on Saturday, May 10, 2008. Perfect reception on 7415 this evening, good as well on 5110, our parallel "Area 51" frequency.

• Intro: Some Complex Variables Studios and Radio Free Mount Airy sound bytes, all mixed together, plus the theme from "Huckleberry Hound," "Hey Mabel," , and the Bowling League Tequilla Fest in west Plainville, sponsored by Bradco
• Country Boys - Rawhide - Ash Grove, Dec 1961, Los Angeles, CA
• Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealining - Ritual De Lo Habitual
• Theme from "The Michael Ketter Show"
• Frank Zappa - Dupree's Paradise Lounge - New York 1973; from "Time Sandwich" - live in Los Angeles, or at the Roxy (of Roxy & Elsewhere fame) in December 1973 - it's the same arrangement (but not the same version) as that on Stage #2
• Classic theme from "Doctor Who"
• Brian Eno - Zawinul Lava
• Jimi Hendrix - Wait Until Tomorrow - Live at the Beeb
• Mr. F. LeMur - PR Gnus 1405
• Bobby Bare - Dropkick Me Jesus
• Hasil Adkins - The Banana Boat Song - Peanut Butter Rock and Roll
• Michael Ketter/Complex Variables Studio - I've been standin' out in front and I ain't seen no chicken
• National Lampoon - Neil Young/Southern California Brings Me Down - Goodbye Pop
• Theme from "From Russia With Love"
• Jefferson Starship - Love Too Good - Earth
• Bunny/Kracker '08 in Space
• Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band - Abba Zabba - Live in Paris 1973
• Mr. F. LeMur - Smokers DragedNet
• Steely Dan - Monkey In Your Soul - Pretzel Logic
• The Five Jones Boys - Mr. Ghost Goes To Town

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Captain Richie's Bicycle

This soaked episode came about on Saturday, May 3, 2008, at 2200 UTC on WBCQ 7.415 and 5.110 MHz. There's more than enough conceptual contunuity for you here, including yard sale vinyl, a Link Wray cover, and poor ol' Blue Boy got busted again on the radio. And, of course, a Jane song by the Birdwatchers. Is this phase one of Doc's Brain?

• Wendell Austin and The Country Swings - LSD
  
• Queen - Bicycle Race
• Los Straitjackets - Itchy Chicken
• Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
• The Great Station Wagon Mystery (with theramin goodness from The Day The Earth Stood Still)
• Fugs - Hallucination horrors - For Adult Minds Only
• Godfrey - Let's Take A Trip - Pebbles 3
• The Birdwatchers - Mary Mary - Marijuana Unknowns V1
• Beatles - Child Of Nature - Unsurpassed Demos
• The Who - I'm Free - Tommy demos
• Frank Zappa - Brown Shoes Don't Make It - Absolutely Free
• R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders - Home
• The Bunnys - Moanin' - Pebbles 12

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Upcoming broadcasts

I won a pair of tickets for tonight's Orioles/Yankees game so Grits Radio will assume the Lumpy slot today (Saturday, April 19) from 5-7PM on 5110 and 7415 (Liquid Radio is on hiatus). We'll be back next weekend for a fresh Lumpy on Saturday, April 26. And on Sunday, April 27, we're doing Radio NewYork International again. Grits Radio will be on from 8 to 10pm, and we will cover 10pm to midnight on 7415.

Slopbucket eliminator, the way I feel

There's lots of live vinyl in this one; for the first time we ran some selections directly off the turntable. We had to feed WBCQ by telephone today, but conditions were excellent on 7415. 5110 is starting to get a bit noisy at this time, but we could copy it good here as well. This went out live on Saturday, April 12, 2008, at 2200 UTC, on WBCQ 7.415 and 5.110 MHz.

Note: Jane and Jean were both determined to be Popes today, and Jane says they need to get together and DO SOME POPIN'.

1. Intro: Diane ''Bob''
2. Pink Boyz - Put your hand on the radio
3. R. Crumb & His Cheap Suit Serenaders - My Gal Sal
4. Ted Nugent and the Amboy Dukes - Sweet Revenge
5. Theme from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. season 3.wav
6. Nico - The Last Mile (Immediate 45 B Side 1965)
7. Electric Light Orchestra - Night In The City - Out of the Blue
8. Leonard Nimoy - The Hitch Hiker
9. Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes - One Size Fits All
10. Captain Ganja - Euphoric Facts - from RFE 5 Fall 1993
11. Yardbirds - Train Kept A' Rollin
12. Larry & The Blue Notes - In And Out
13. Poofy the french poodle
14. The Pewter Pals - Shame Shame on Jane
15. Sopwith Camel - Fazon
16. Fake Hits!
17. Bunny/Kracker Majarishi '08
18. Clint Eastwood - Don't Fence Me In
19. Freak Scene - The Center Of My Soul
20. Sonics - The Hustler - Boom

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chesty says she once knew a baker named Ed Wake!

Saturday, April 5, 2008, 2300, 7415//5110.

Live from Mount Airy with #209. A laid back and fun show full of interesting music. Good signal on 7415, noisy on 5110 here. The weather's fine and we wish you were here. Some more show notes: Allan has switched WBCQ 15420 back to 17495 because of all kinds of interference, Jay called Allan last night at about :48 into Al's show, and some hams on 3886 the other night were asking Timtron when Marcie's gonna get back on the air and do some more Mae West bits."Make like horse shit and hit the road" closing Tim's show tonight, a repeat from last September. Get ready everyone, for the Flinging Transformer Olympics tryouts!

• Theme from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. season 3
• The Muffetts - Lost - Psych Crown Jewels v3
• You're so cosmic
• The Whazoos - Inside of Me - Psych Crown Jewels v3
• Randi trashes Hillary
• Traces of Time - Oh Bob - Fuzz, Flaykes and Shahes v2
• Dave Travis Extreme - Last Night, the Flowers Bloomed - Fuzz, Flaykes and Shahes v2
• Hyptnovista Trailer - Mondo Movie Music
• Yardbirds - Heart Full Of Soul - 60's At The Beeb
• Johnny Winter - Fast Lane Rider - Texas Music v3
• The Kingsmen - If I Needed Someone - Up And Away
• The Thirteenth Floor Elevators - You're Gonna Miss Me - Texas Music v3
• Majarishi Bunny/Kracker '08
• Frank Zappa - Inca Roads - YCDYOSA v2
• Poofy the french Poodle, Oh!
• The Rip Offs - Wild Jane
• Red Hot Chili Peppers - Love Rollercoaster - Beavis and Butt-head Do America
• The Human Beinz - Turn On Your Love Light - Nobody But Me

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Fred's Conspiracy

No sign of jammers on 7415 this evening as we tossed this radio show out into the air. 5110 was bothered all evening but still there for the whole Area 51 experience for us. Jane chose some sappy and strange vinyl for today's show, interspersed with listener requests and live phone calls.

This one is a warm-up for our RNI marathon planned for Sunday evening. We'll be going live on the internet at 7PM (128K stereo MP3 and 32k mono aac plus) and live on WBCQ 7415 shortwave from 8 to 11.

• Intro: Green Hornet, snippets from the Uncle Meat demo, Pink Boyz Radio
• The Hardy Boys - (I Want You to) Be My Baby - Here Come the Hardy Boys
• Mr. F. LeMur - PR Gnus 1395
• Mr. F. LeMur - The Loneger Again 23
• Lemon Pipers - Green Tampourine
• J Geils Band - Lay Your Good Thing Down - Ladies Invited
• Frank Zappa - Florentine Pogen - One Size Fits All
• The Sopwith Camel - Coke, Suede and Waterbeds - The Miraculous Hump Returns From The Moon (Reprise MS 2108 1973)
• Chris Rock - How not to get your ass kicked by the police
• Led Zeppelin - Moby Dick
• Allman Joys - Spoonful - Allman Joys (Phonogram DL 6005 1973)
• Light Crust Doughboys - Beer Drinking Mama
• Link Wray And His Ray Men - Law Of The Jungle - Law Of The Jungle! The Swan Demos '64

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Zappa Head

Back before we did a show for WBCQ, I did a handful of shows for Dr. Becker's FM station in Kiowa that featured Zappa's material. Four years later we've come full circle. Here's a mix that we pushed forth onto the airwaves at 2200 UTC on Saturday, March 15, 2008, on WBCQ 7.415 and 5.110 MHz.

After hours, we discovered that Brad has a better sounding and more complete soundboard recording of the Fillmore West concert where our feature "Call Any Vegetable" originated from. It is one of my all time favorite Zappa shows, and the original "tape that Jane used to use to annoy the neighbors." When we get a copy of Brad's tape we'll post it here for you, and maybe we'll air it on Area 51 someday soon.

• Frank Zappa - Mondo Hollywood - Apocrypha
• Frank Zappa - I am a musician - Conehead sketch SNL
• Frank Zappa - You Didn't Try To Call Me - Freak Out
• Pavlo's Woody - Lumpy Gravy - Lemme Take You To The Beach
• Frank Zappa - Cucamonga - Bongo Fury
• Frank Zappa - Hunchy Punchy - Lumpy Gravy Capitol 8-track
• Frank Zappa - Big Leg Emma - Fifth Dimension, Ann Arbor, December 3rd, 1967 (Pigs and Repugnance)
• Frank Zappa - Black Napkins - Apocrypha
• The Invisible Birds - G-Spot Tornado - Lemme Take You To The Beach
• Richard Berry - Louie Louie
• Frank Zappa - Politics - interview snippet
• Frank Zappa - Cruisin for Burgers - Fillmore West, San Francisco, CA 11.6.1970
• Frank Zappa - Flambe - Lather
• Captain Beefheart - Click Clack - Live in Paris 1973
• Frank Zappa - Discs - Conehead sketch SNL
• Frank Zappa - Foamy Soaky - Lumpy Gravy Capitol 8-track
• Frank Zappa - Leather bit from Lather
• Frank Zappa - Two apes meet, fall in love and mate - Return of the son of the lost solos
• Frank Zappa - Horrible Movies interview snippet
• Test Tone Five - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here - Lemme Take You To The Beach
• Frank Zappa - Call any vegetable - Freaks & Motherf*#@%!
• Frank Zappa - Approximate - You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore V4
• The Hollywood Persuaders - Grunion Run (1963)

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What's a 412?

This show was broadcast live at 2300 UTC on WBCQ 7.415 and 5.110 MHz live from room 412 at the 21st Annual Shortwave Listener's Festival in Kulpsville, Pennsylvania.

• Intro: some kind of madness...are we even on the air?
• Steely Dan - The Boston Rag - Metal Leg (San Diego 3.9.1974)
• Pink Floyd - Shake Your Money Maker
• They Might Be Giants - The Lion Sleeps Tonight - Apollo 18
• Captain Beefheart - Electricity
• Frank Zappa - Happy Together - Freaks and Motherfu*@&$!
• James Gang - Walk Away - The James Gang Rode Again (Cleveland 2001)
• A Timtron-inspired Ham
• Winterfest guests Andy Walker and Steve Underground from WNKR join Cosmik, Jane and Allan
• Pink Floyd - Candy and a Currant Bun
• Monkey Business

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Half a dozen provocative Acid Drops trashed Sam Mother's Place

This was a lot of fun! One of our listeners told us that 201 will be hard to beat. This happened on Saturday, March 1, 2008, at 2300 UTC on WBCQ 7.415 and 5.110 MHz shortwave. Both signals very good here today.

• Area 51 All things are continuing as they were!
• Mr. F. LeMur - PR Gnus 1402
• Bowling
• Pink Boyz - Put Your Hands On The Radio
• Syd Barrett - Birdie Hop - Opel (June 5 1970)
• The Hollywood Persuaders - Grunion Run (1963)
• Ten Years After - Feel It For Me - Ten Years After (1967 CD reissue 2002)
• Tori Amos - Hoochie Woman - The Beekeeper (2005)
• Fred smashes up Sam Mother's place
• Frank Zappa - She Painted Up Her Face (Montreaux 12.4.1971)
• The Acid Lemon - Little Boy Blue
• The Hollywood Persuaders - Tijuana Surf (1963)
• Little Feat - Dixie Chicken
• MaharishiBunnyKrackerElectionPromo-1
• Fools - Psycho Chicken
• Johnny Cash - Chicken In Black
• Chinga Chavin - Asshole From El Paso - Country Porn (via WFMU)
• Theme from the Untouchables
• Mighty Baby - I'm From The Country - Mighty Baby (Head 1969 CD reissue)
• Mr. F. LeMur - PR Gnus 1403
• Grateful Dead - Cosmic Charlie
• John Coltrane - A Love Supreme 4

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Gazing out the windows of my mind

This one went out at 2300 UTC on Saturday, February 23, 2008, on WBCQ 5.110 and 7.415 MHz worldwide shortwave. Shortwave reception continues to improve. Both 5110 and 7415 were good here for our show. Listeners checked in from Louisiana, Michigan, Oklahoma, Ohio, Nova Scotia, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Maryland, to name but a few. Thanks, everyone!

• Area 51 Yahweh
• Buck 65 - Rough House Blues - Secret House Against The World
• Panjabi MC - Mundian to bach kela - The Album (2003)
• JJJ - Call me anything you want
• Pink Boyz - Put your hands on the radio - Subgenius Media Barrage 5
• A Looney Tune
• Frank Zappa - Camarillo Brillo - Overnite Sensation
• Unknown artist - We'd like to party wi' choo (from the ''found on the ground'' tape)
• Jean and Fest Crew - You saw him lookin' at porn!
• Dead Moon - Jane - Stranded In The Mystery Zone
• The GTO's - TV Lives - Permanent Damage (1969)
• Michael Ketter - Happy Girl Calamity Janes
• The Hook - You Don't Have Top Stay - Hooked (1968)
• Spiderman 1967
• Mr. F. LeMur - Davy Crockett Beer
• Carter Family - Worried Man Blues - Smokey Mountain Ballads (Recorded in Memphis, 5/24/30)
• Theme to From Russia With Love (Radio Operation)
• The Hello People - I Ride To Nowhere - Fusion (Phillips Records PHS 600-276 1968)
• Mr. F. LeMur - PR Gnus 1401
• Was (Not Was) - Hello Dad, I'm in Jail - What Up, Dog?
• Bow Street Runners - Spunky Monkey - Bow Street Runners (B.T. Puppy Records BPTS 1026 1970)
• Speedy West and Jimmy Bryant - The NIght Rider - Flaming Guitars
• Slacktone - Into the Blue Sparkle - Secret Exit Man
• Mr. F. LeMur - PR Gnus 1399
• Pink Floyd - Wots...uh the Deal - Obscured By Clouds (1972)
• National Lampoon - Radio (from the beginning of the National Lampoon Radio Hour #5, 12/15/73)
• Show 200 Redux

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Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream

Saturday, February 16, 2008, 2300, WBCQ 7415 and 5110. Call from Bill at the bottom of the hour. Signal was awesome for both from 2200 on. 5110 on at 2108, audio levels seemed low. Improved by 2130, steady through 2256, when we were cut off n mid-song by Rod Hembwee. 7415 excellent at 2300, faded to nil by 2230.

• Intro: Mission:Impossible, Dragnet, Jim & Tammy, You will listen to everything I say, Radio
• Todd Rundgren - International Feel
• Fugs - Caca Rocka
• Joe Tex - Skinny Legs And All
• Mary Jane - Grass Party
• Poofy The French Poodle
• John Hartford - Lady Jane - Aero-Takes
• Mighty Mouse BAD MP3
• Mason Proffit - Freedom - Last Night I Had The Strangest Dream (Ampex A-10138 1971)
• Old & In The Way - Dark Hollow - KSAN-FM Studio 3.2.73
• Beatles - For You Blue - Get Back (Original Let It Be recordings Apple UK CD)
• King Crimson - Model Man - Studio Rehearsals New York 04-09-1983 Disc 2 09
• Jane in Space 1999
• The B-52's - Dance This Mess Around
• Frank Zappa - Cleetus Awreetus-Awrightus
• Juicy Lucy - Willie The Pimp

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Taunton Blues

Saturday, February 9, 2008, 2200, 5110//7415. L1qu1d B1ble Beater, followed by pissed off Liquid Radio. At 2300, Dacron Pants For ''Bob'' with Pastor Pants, Deacon Pants, and Rev. Krackerpants. Rev. Krackerpants will preach at your house, and at the Winterfest, with Panties on his head. Rev. Pantihead says praise ''Bob'' and pass the weather report. 47 and clear in Mount Airy. 20 and partly cloudy in Monticello. 74 and clear in New Orleans. 28 and light snow showers in Halifax. 44 and clear in Columbus. 71 and clear in Odessa. 79, partly cloudy in Key West. -11 with light snow (-24C) in Medicine Hat, Alberta. SIO 333/433.

• The Who - Rael (with inner loop) - The Who Sell Out (Decca DL 74950 stereo)
• 2008-0209-intro
• They Might Be Giants - Chess Piece Face - They Might Be Giants (1986)
• Odgen Edsl - Thank God Im A Rich Kid
• Atomic Rooster - Vug - Death Walks Behind You (1970)
• Chester Thompson - PowerHouse - The Best of Black Jazz Records 1971-1976
• George Harrison - Thanks For The Pepperonni - All Things Must Pass
• Moody Blues - Legend Of A Mind - This Is The Moody Blues
• 2003-1205-pjl drinking game
• I can't find the bunny!
• Frank Zappa - Duodenum - Lumpy Gravy
• Crack The Sky - Bennie and the Jets - Dogs From Japan
• Buffalo - Suzie Sunshine - Dead Forever (1972)
• Rolling Stones - Out Of Time - Singles Collection The London Years
• Pirates Anthem

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Jim E. Night's Paranoia Pills

This show happened at 2300 UTC on Saturday, February 2, 2008 live on WBCQ 5.110 and 7.415 MHz. Conditions are slowly improving, and we got out far and wide once again, although 7.415 is still skipping long at this time of day. The music sounded so good on 5110 that we were occasionally paying more attention to the sound of the radio instead of programming a radio show.

• Intro: Meow
• Frank Zappa - Pertrouska
• Brad - Far out, man!
• LeMurian Beaver Rip - My mother, cryin' and tremblin', leaped out of the window
• Susie electric chair bit
• The Pink Boyz - Put Your Hands On The Radio
• Bugs Bunny - Promenade - Hillbilly Hare 1950
• Crack The Sky - Skindiver
• Missing Persons - Mental Hopscotch
• Blue Oyster Cult - Subhuman - Secret Treaties
• El Ray - Circus Monkey
• Morons - Chapter Two
• Ten Years After - Stone Me
• Theme from The Man From U.N.C.L.E. season 3
• Mason Proffit - Let Me Know Where You're Goin' - Movin' Towards Happiness (Happy Tiger 1970)
• Lynyrd Skynyrd - I Ain't The One - Collectybles
• Steve Gaines - Alone In The Mountins - I Know A Little...Live
• Bonnie Raitt - Under The Falling Sky - Give It Up
• Spock's Beard - In The Mouth Of Madness - The Kindness Of Strangers
• Link Wray - Raw Hide
• Damn You Tommy Tutone

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Area 51 ''Bob'' Mix 1

1. "Bob" Dobbs Song
2. Rev. Norelpref - Old Time Radiation 2
3. Mr. F. LeMur - Eat More Pussy #1
4. Rev. Norelpref - A Religious Leader
5. Stang, Wei, Lonesome Coyboy Dave HoS 942 - I Have a question
6. If I Can't Whup It
7. Rev. Norelpref - In the membrain
8. Media Barrage 452-UseMeJesus-InsaneHealing
9. I hate that old conspiracy
10. Mr F. LeMur - Free Money
11. Media Barrage 314-AntiGay,BulldaggersX
12. Nu-monet - Monkey Mix
13. The Amino Acids - Focusing Disintegrator Ray - Humanity Will Fall Like Pins
14. SubGenius Rudeness Collection, Vol. 1 - New York Telephone
15. Susie The Floozie - In Clearwater Beach like Jessica Hahn (Tampa Devival) - HoS XXX 5
16. Rev. Norelpref - Pleasurework

time 15:08

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Fill your heart with Lost Grits

This lively show happened at 2300 UTC on WBCQ 7.415 and 5.110 MHz on Saturday, January 26, 2008. Shortwave conditions were fair to good today, better further out, as our reception started getting clobbered with noise after the top of the hour.

• Mission: Impossible Dr. Becker
• Theme from the Man From U.N.C.L.E.
• The Y'Alls - Run For Your Life - High In The Sixties v12 Texas
• A further mix-down of Rev. Norelpref's "Don't forget about drugs"
• The Pink Boys - Put Your Hands On The Radio
• Seven Ark - Glass Shattering Under Water
• Sanders - Insane
• They Might Be Giants - 32 Footsteps - They Might Be Giants (Bar None 1986)
• Madness - Night Boat to Cairo
• George Carlin - Have A Nice Day - A Place For My Stuff
• Faron's Flamingos - Let's Stomp
• Tiny Tim - Fill Your Heart - God Bless Tiny Tim (1968)
• David Bowie - Fill Your Heart - Hunky Dory (Ryko 1990)
• Frankenstein's A Stoner
• Ronnie Hawkins - Mary Jane - Yorkville Records YVM 33003 Mono
• John Lennon - Too Much Monkey Business - Between The Lines Complete Home Recordings 1975-1980
• Roy Rogers - The Devil's Great-Grandson
• Roy Newman & His Boys - The Devil With The Devil
• Syd Barrett - Bob Dylan's Blues
• Cherman Porn Lost Grits
• Pixel - Monkey Boy - People Need People

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Your radio will not turn to liquid

Saturday, January 19, 2007, at 2300 UTC, on WBCQ 5.110 and 7.415 MHz shortwave. Shortwave was good today on both frequencies for this show. We got lots of good listener feedback from near and far. Regardless of intenrte difficulties both here and at WBCQ, we managed to pull this one off in spite of itself.

• Intro: Put your hands on the Liquid Radio, Monkey, Jon Wayne Faders Up, Radio
• Richard Hell & The Voidoids - Love Comes In Spurts
• Bad Seeds - A Taste Of The Same - J-Beck 1002 45
• Playng with my privates
• Todd Rundgren - Everybody's Goin To Heaven--King Kong Reggae - Todd (Bearsville-WB 2 BR 6952 1974)
• Alvin Lee and Myron LeFevre - Let 'Em Say What They Will - On The Road To Freedom (CBS BL 32729 1973)
• Rig - Have A Cigar - Rig (Capitol ST 473 1970)
• Pink Floyd - Have A Cigar - Wish You Were Here (Columbia BL 33453 1975)
• National Lampoon - Down To Jamaica - Goodbye Pop (CBS PE 33956 1975)
• Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here - Mothermania (MGM-Bizarre-Verve V6-5068X 1968)
• National Cynical Network - Beaver Smokes A Pipe
• The Dils - Mr. Big

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RF Underworld

This one went out to the world on 7.415 and 5.110 MHz at 2300 UTC on Saturday, January 12, 2007. This all-vinyl show includes a call from Bill. Good conditions on shortwave early in the Area 51 block with Liquid Radio at 2200, but both 5110 and 7415 were fading out and soon gone by the time Lumpy Gravy came on. David in Louisiana was getting us on 7415, though.

• Intro: Hal, Puff, Charlie Brown, Mothermania, U.N.C.L.E.
• Rush - What You're Doing - Rush (Phonogram-Mercury SPM-1-1011 1974)
• Johnny Dollar - Action Packed (demo version) - Shake It Up And Move (Norton ED 313 2005)
• Ramones - Bad Brain - Road To Ruin (Sire-WB SRK 6063 1978)
• Frijid Pink - Train Woman - Earth Omen (Lion-MGM LN 1004 1972)
• Steely Dan - Time Out Of Mind - Gaucho (NCA 6102 1980)
• Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band - Beatle Bones 'N Smokin' Stones - The Mirror Man Sessions (Buddah-BMG S125038 1999)
• Joe Walsh - Indian Summer - But Seriously, Folks (Electra Asylum 6E-141 1978)
• King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King (Atco SD 8245 1969)
• Steamhammer - Walking Down The Road - Mountains (B&C CAS 1024 UK 1970)

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Slightly random shortwave mix

The Lumpy Gravy marathon continued with a third show on Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 0100 UTC on WBCQ 5.110 MHz. Great signal on 5110 all evening.

• Neil Young - Long May You Run - The Rare and Unreleased Collection
• Theme to The Man From U.N.C.L.E. season three
• Jefferson Airplane - White Rabbit
• John Lennon - Well, Well, Well
• Norelpref - Weep in thy Beer
• B-52's - Private Idaho
• Minute of Slack Min 17 - Devil Owes U $
• Mr. F. LeMur - The Longer Again "Bob"
• Spike Jones - William Tell Overture
• Junior Samples - World's Biggest Whopper - The World of Junior Samples
• Jane In Space
• The Beatles - Nowhere Man
• New Riders of the Purple Sage - Panama Red
• Squeeze - Black Coffee In Bed - Sweets For A Stranger
• Frank Zappa - Carolina Hard-Core Ecstasy - Bongo Fury

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Relax and float downstream

Our second live hour quickly turned into a free form exploitation of WBCQ 5.110 MHz on Sunday, January 6, 2008 at 0000 UTC. This was great fun, as we interactively took vile and twisted requests from our various co-conspirators, associate producers, and other malcontents. Signal on 5110 was excellent for this show.

• Santana - Persuasion - Santana '68 (Cicadelic 1004 1988)
• Ned Calls Boston Diocese
• Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Blank Generation
• Frank Zappa - Heavenly Bank Account - March 26, 1980 Pacific Coliseum, Vancouver, BC
• Frabk Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Lather
• Dead Martin & Jerry Lewis - "The Caddy" outtakes
• The Beatles - Tomorrow Never Knows - Anthology
• Clinton Commander Bunny interviews
• John Valby - Life Of A Sperm
• Crack The Sky - Monkey Time
• Isle Keel You
• Beatle Barkers - I Saw Her Standing There
• Mad Grooves - It's A Gas
• Some spy numbers
• There ainn't no bugs on me
• Asylum Street Spankers - Shave 'Em Dry - Nasty Novelties [EP]
• Brother X - FCC Gives Mouseco the Electromagnetic Spectrum
• Devo - Are We Not Men?
• Pink Floyd - Vegetable Man

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I've seen evidence of that

The first of what eventually turned out to be three hours of Live Lumpy Gravy happened at 2300 UTC on Saturday, January 5, 2008, on both WBCQ 5.110 and 7.415 MHz. Jane got spun up early in this one. Singal nonexistant on 7415 but booming on 5110 tonight. Nice reception reports from Oklahoma, Louisiana, Minnesota, Ohio, Massachusetts, Michigan, Maryland and beyond.

• Intro: James Brownyard tribute, Maharishi, Radio
• Poofy the French Poodle: Vaudeville 2008, Dorian Gray, Paranoid Kracker
• Buffalo Springfield - For What It's Worth
• Buzz Head Jack - Beef Chutney
• Grafitti - He's Got the Knack
• Bob Williams - Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
• Moby Grape - Omaha - Moby Grape (Comumbia CS9498)
• Area 51 Ol' hound dog poopin' in a bucket
• The Beatles - Think For Yourself
• They Might Be Giants - I Palindrome I - Hamburg 1992
• The Onion Rings - She's Gonna Cry
• Onion Radio News - The Face of Jesus Has Been Seen on a Miracle Hippie
• Mantanooska Thunderbuck - Plastic Jesus
• Red Green - Charity
• Thompson Twins - Politics - Recorder Three (BR 003 1981)
• Jimmy Forrest - Night Train - Music from the Motion Picture Dusty and Sweets McGee (Warner Bros WS 1936 1971)

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Cosmic Tea

An impromptu, live Area 51 broadcast happened here at 2200 UTC on Wednesday, December 26, on WBCQ 5110. We warmed up for Timtron relaying a most excellent reel of Radio Clandestine. 5110 was audible here by 2158. Good signal throughout the Area 51 block, fading occasionnaly towards the end of the second hour.

• Area 51 Origin Microphonium
• Hank Floyd & The Swerving Headlights - 1st Class On The Mothership (Interstellar Cattledrive 2003)
• The Holy Modal Rounders - Shoot That Turkey Buzzard
• Lord Buckley - Governor Slugwell
• Little Feat - Spanish Moon
• Lenny Bruce - Thank You Masked Man
• Queen - Tie Your Mother Down
• Queen - You're My Best Friend
• XTC - Scissor Man
• Mr. F. LeMur - Believe It Or Kill Me 0148
• Cars - Gimme Some Slack
• Inclittorati - LSD Is The Bomb
• Monty Python - Always Look On The Bright Side of Life

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Christmas On Acid 2007

Area 51 started today, Saturday, December 2007, with a fine relay of Liquid Radio's live webcast at 2200 on WBCQ 5110. The signal was decent and the sound was excellent. Thanks to Liquid for an exellent musical first hour.

At 2300 we picked up WBCQ 7415 in addition to 5110 for the second hour of Area 51, our fourth annual acid-soaked Lumpy Gravy Christmas show. Good to mixed reception on 5110 and 7415, with 5110 steady here with long deep fades, and 7415 slowly disappearing into the noise as the hour progressed.

Reception reports this evening from Maryland, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Louisiana, Texas, Ohio. Thanks everyone!

• Intro: Speed, Acid, Vestibules
• Corrosion of Conformity - Painted Smiling Face - Blind
• Pastor John Lewis - let's go carolling
• Iron Maiden - Prowler - The Soundhouse Tapes
• Larry the cable guy - Donny the retard
• Change the fuckin shit!
• Moe Bandy and Joe Stumpley - Just Good Ol' Boys
• Miro's Band, Walter B. Rogers - 1918 - Christmas Eve
• The Phantom Surfers - Nantucket Sleigh Ride
• Pastor John Lewis - we wish you a merry rash
• Jeff Foxworthy - Bob & Tom - Who Put The Dick On the Snowman
• Smoke Rings - Love's The Thing
• Jimi Hendrix - Third Stone From The Sun
• Vince Guaraldi - Linus and Lucy
• Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band - X-Mas At K-Mart
• 98rock concert update
• Good To Go/Band In A Van - Livin In The City
• Mr ghost brother x bowling league
• Tom Barna wbcq merry christmas id
• A Greaseman christmas
• Emerson, Lake and Palmer - I Believe In Father Christmas
• Christmas Songs Medley - Barking Dogs and Cats Singing
• Porter Wagoner - Ole Slew-foot
• Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm - Let The Sun Shine In

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Area 51 is alive

Friday, December 21, 2007, 2156, 5110. The first broadcast in the new Area 51 block. Signal good here.

• 2200 Radio Morania
• 2300 Internationalal Radio Report 12/16/07
• 2330 World of Radio 1387 12/15/07

Stranded in time

Our latest episode was broadcast live at 2300 UTC on Saturday, December 8, 2007, on WBCQ 7415 and 5110! Conditions were miserable but many listeners checked in with some good reports, generally further out than here in Maryland, where there was little or no signal on 7415. This show featured a good chunk of Tape #15, a road tape I recorded in 1985 from vinyl sources.

• Amino Acids at X-Day-X
• New Dixie Demons - Was I Drunk
• The United States Of America - Stranded In Time
• The Young World (Teenage Rebellion soundtrack)
• Emerson, Lake & Palmer - From The Beginning
• Missing Persons - Destination Unknown
• Traffic - Empty Pages
• Crack The Sky - I Wanna Be John Lennon
• David Gilmour - Murder
• Area 51, Origin, Floating in a boat, Microphonium
• The Animals - Sky Pilot
• The Yardbirds - For Your Love
• The Yardbirds - I'm a Man
• Led Zeppelin - Hey Hey What Can I Do

Grits

Today's episode went out at 2200 UTC on WBCQ 7.415 MHz worldwide shortwave and was great fun. This show was presented live from Studio 35 in North Attleboro, Massachusetts, on the closing weekend of our 2007 Fall Tour.

• Preshow: Kracker 5 minute special
• Intro/Beaver/Assholes/Radio
• Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy
• The Horror - Fuck It - First Blood Parts I and II - Chainsaw Safety Records
• Suspicion
• Weirdo Corner
• Captain Beefheart - Bat Chain Puller - Dust Sucker
• Theme from the Man From U.N.C.L.E.
• Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman
• Tape Jamba!
• The Fugs - I Couldn't get High
• Ten Years After
• Batman TV
• Peggy Lee - Batman
• Lieutenant Goodthighs
• Hey bob a re bob
• Jane in space
• Pretty Things
• Weird Al
• MKS Cool song

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Suspicious

Our 176th episode happened live at 2300 UTC on Friday, October 12, 2007, on WBCQ 7.415 MHz. This one was recorded live at Studio 35 in North Attleboro. Fall Tour 2007 is in full swing.

• Blond Venus - Future
• Space Music/Weirdo Corner
• God Fucked You Up
• Bunny Kracker 08
• Intro/Avengers/Hello/TGIF
• B-52's - Monster In My Pants
• Area 51 Cut it the fuck out
• Richard Pryor - Black Hollywood - Bicentennial Nigger
• Rev. Billy Bob - Yer Not A Christian (Black Brigade rip 9/2007)
• Listener feedback/KHJ-PMLOL
• Phil Lest and Phriends - Night of a Thousand Stars - Live 4/20/01
• Man Or Astro-Man? - Theme from the Man From U.N.C.L.E.
• Roy Clark - The Lawrence Green Grass of Home - Live 1972 Dot Records
• Captain Beefheart - Lick My Decals Off Baby commercial
• Captain Beefheart - Candle Mambo - The Original Bat Chain Puller (1976)
• Tinglies on the line/Area 51 Well baby
• Frank Zappa - Broken Hearts Are For Assholes - Apocrypha
• Ronco Record Cleaner
• Greaseman - Tuna Fish Song
• Flintstones classic closing/Good evening
• Monkey business down in Tennessee

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Radio Jamba International Fall Tour

Vacation time is rapidly approaching. It's been a long time coming this year. We're doing a New England Tour, and are planning to visit various places, have a lot of fun, and get on the air on WBCQ. Here is a tentative itenary of our planned appearances on live on-air broadcasts.

• Fri 10/5 7pm ET 2300 UTC 867-5309 at Monticello
• Fri 10/5 8pm ET 0000 UTC Allan Weiner Worldwide at Monticello
• Sat 10/6 6pm ET 2200 UTC Lumpy Gravy Radio Show at Monticello
• Sun 10/7 11pm ET 0300 UTC Hour of Slack at Monticello
• Wed 10/10 5pm ET 2200 UTC Radio Timtron Worldwide in Skowhegan
• Fri 10/12 7pm ET 2300 UTC 867-5309 ? (tentative, depending on Near Fest)
• Sat 10/13 6pm ET 2200 UTC Lumpy Gravy Radio Show at Grits Radio studio
• Sun 10/14 11pm ET 0300 UTC Hour of Slack at Grits Radio studio

We are going to visit the Yard and do some shows from our radio ship, the M/S Katie, but they will likely be recorded for future exploitation and not aired live, but who knows? If we can swipe internet access we may get on air from the boat.

Yahweh or the highway, phaze two

The final installment in our Area 51 retrospective aired on Sunday, May 27, 2007, at 2200 UTC, on WBCQ 7.415 MHz worldwide shortwave. A big thunderstorm hit here at about the bottom of the hour but didn't impact our ability to do this most entertaining show. Shortwave reception was bothered here by the storm, but was good overall. Today 7415 was skipping over Massachusetts, no joy in Minnesota or Ohio, but readable copy from our listeners in Louisiana.

This is our 150th show!

• Intro: Brother X, Monty Python's kid's stories, Jay
• Strike up the band for Popeye the Sailor (with Betty Boop)
• Dogboy - Blow You - Brainburger
• Nervous Testpilot - Cadence
• Magic Radio 1 Tasha WBCQ CVS ID
• Maharishi Hashishi - When The Maharishi Comes Flying In
• Johnny Kidd And The Pirates - Doctor Feelgood
• Area 51 Yahweh
• Stairway To Heaven Old Time Radio Version
• WBNY Time-Life Ad
• Monty Python - Whizzo Butter
• Hank Penny - You're Bound To Look Like A Monkey
• National Lampoon faux bob dylan sixties collection (from NLRH 1)
• WA1HLR on 17 Meters
• Pan Global Wireless 21 1.21.4 Gay 05 excerpt with The Cars' Candy-O
• Nervous Norvus (aka Jimmy Drake) - Transfusion - Like Nothing Your Ears Have Never Heard Before (orig Dot Records)
• The Firesign Theatre - Bear Whiz Beer
• Area 51 Think Tank
• Bonnie Raitt - Monkey Business
• Brother Stair's Way To Heaven
• Ren and Stimpy - Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Steinski and Mass Media - The Motorcade Sped On (Idio Audio 7.25.2001)

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Area 51 Tribute No. 2

Today we continued our Sunday 2200 fill-in gig on WBCQ 7.415 MHz worldwide shortwave with a tribute to the finest in free radio. Surprisingly, we got a lot of positive feedback for this show, from Missouri, Maryland, Connecticut, Louisiana, Massachusetts, and a couple of messages from the Commander himself. This is show number 148.

• Jiker - Pirate Radio
• WBNY WBCQ Mix
• Area 51 every day
• The Pastor John Lewis Drinking Game
• Every Day Wake and Bake
• Undercover Radio #7
• Mouseco FCC
• Falwell/April and Crystal Bernard - The Monkey Song/Ecumenical Movement
• Cocoa Tea, Home T & Shabba Ranks - Pirates' Anthem (short version)
• Pixel - Monkey Boy

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Area 51 Tribute

Our 147th show was presented live at 2200 UTC on Sunday, May 13, 2007, on WBCQ 7.415 MHz worldwide shortwave. We are caretaking this Sunday slot for a new music show that will debut on Sunday, June 3. Conditions were excellent on shortwave this afternoon, and we received a lot of positive feedback and listener reports from all over; from Maryland, Connecticut, Colorado, Louisiana, Missouri, and Massachusetts to name but a few.

• The Flaming Lips - The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song
• Timtron and Joe Walsh - The Origin of 'Area 51' (recorded onboard the M/S Katie on August 9, 2003)
• Homer Simpson - Meet The Flintstones
• Firesign Theatre - The Continuing Adventures of Nick Danger - How Can You Be In Two Places At Once When You're Not Anywhere At All?
• North Star Band - I'm a Redneck Hippie
• Freddie Blassie - Pencil Neck Geek
• National Lampoon Radio Song (from the National Lampoon Radio Hour #1)
• Cheech & Chong - Queer Wars - Let's Make A New Dope Deal
• Monty Python - Look On The Bright Side Of Life

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Jane doesn't like rockabilly, so....

Here's another impromptu Area 51 style broadcast, originally broadcast at 0100 UTC, Wednesday, May 4, 2005, on WBCQ 5105, and slimulcast on our servers at 11L-RNI and 975pirateradio.com. For those of you interested in the psychobilly genre, I recommend starting at the entry on wikipedia and the very cool psychobilly portal at wreckingpit.com.

This is show number 34.

• Just because you eat at McDonalds, that doesn't make you a Big Mac
• Al Dexter & His Troopers - Pistol Packin' Mama
• Captain Ganja - WBCQ We are the planet
• Frank Zappa - Duodenum
• Graveside Rockers - Zombies on the Line
• Reverend Horton Heat - Indigo Friends
• Theme from The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
• The Smoke - My Friend Jack
• Gutter Demons - Out of Sight
• Kim's Teddy Bears - King Came From Mars
• WBCQ - The free speech sound heard the whole world round
• Turpentine Brothers - Wastin' Time
• Dicemen - The Way
• Monsters - I`m a Record Junkie
• Gasoline - Hard Rock The Roll
• The Caesars - (I'm Gonna) Kick You Out
• Twentieth Century Zoo - You Don't Remember
• The Goldentones - Surf-A-Billy
• Area 51 - Drugs are bad

Jamba Monkey

This beastie was broadcast live on Thursday, April 21, 2005, at 0100 UTC, on WBCQ 5105 and 975pirateradio.com. Is this, our thirty first show, the illegitimate sibling of Area 51?

• Raymond Scott - Confusion Among A Fleet Of Taxicabs Upon Meeting With A Fare
• Jamba Shock The Monkey
• Frank Zappa - Duodenum
• Atlanta Rhythm Section - Imaginary Lover (live)
• Beatles - Getting Better
• Fleetwood Mac - Bare Trees
• WBCQ Our 50000 watts come through
• J. Geils Band - Southside Shuffle
• Theme from The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
• Mason Proffit - Old Joe Clark
• Pastor John Lewis explains chicken raisin'
• Cheech & Chong - The Pope: Live At The Vatican
• Neil Young - Cinnamon Girl
• Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated
• Area 51 - Do what you're told every day
• Rolling Stones - Far Away Eyes
• James Brown - Sex Machine
• Bonnie Raitt - Bluebird
• Hare-um Scare-um soundtrack parts

Voice of the M/S Katie - September 16, 2004

Voice of the M/S Katie

Our last broadcast from the Katie. Dr. Becker was feeling a little gnarly so I did most of this one solo.

originally broadcast on WBCQ 5105
Thursday, September 16, 2004
8:00pm - 12:30am

• Bo Carter - Please Warm My Weiner
• Josie Cotton - Johnny, Are You Queer?
• Frank Zappa - Fine Girl
• Captain Ganja WBCQ SSTV 1
• Monty Python's Flying Circus - Philosophy Song
• Steve Vai - Little Green Men
• Fantastic Four versus the Mole Man
• Michael Ketter - Mouseco now owns the entire electromagnetic spectrum
• Warlocks - Hey Joe
• Beau Jens - Trouble Baby
• Thursday's Children - You'll Never Be My Girl
• Captain Ganja WBCQ SSTV 2
• Glenn Hauser - World of Radio 1246 - September 15, 2004
• The Pebbles - Mothra Song
• Fleetwood Mac - Shake Your Moneymaker
• Scott and Allan WBCQ SSTV
• The Strange Doctor Weird - Murder Ship
• Dan Rather - Sex and Drugs and Drinking Binges
• Al Dexter - Pistol Packin' Mama
• The Shadow - Death on the Bridge
• Michael Ketter - Space Report with Cosmik Debris
• The Five Blobs - The Blob
• Crack The Sky - I Want To Be John Lennon
• Boris Karloff Show - Who Killed Chung Ling Soo?
• Crack The Sky - Betty and the Jets
• Captain Ganja WBCQ SSTV 1
• Bruce Cockburn - Rocket Launcher - Live 3/9/99
• William Shatner - Rocket Man
• Carmen Miranda - Mamae Eu Quero
• Author's Playhouse - The Inexperienced Ghost
• Captain Ganja WBCQ SSTV 2
• Dogboy - Sniper In McDonalds - Brainburger
• Crazy World of Arthur Brown - Fire
• Grand Funk Railroad - Closer To Home

Update, February 6, 2005: Portions of this broadcast were heard on WBCQ 7415 on Sunday, February 6, 2005, from 5:00-6:00PM ET, and 7:50-8:00PM ET.

Voice of the M/S Katie, September 15, 2004

Voice of the M/S Katie

originally broadcast on WBCQ 5105
Wednesday, September 15, 2004
8:00pm - 12:00am

First hour: Scott, Allan, and Larry describe today's boat ride on the Katie, then we play Tim's interview with Joe Walsh on the Katie in 2003.

• Interval signal
• Intro
• Allan, Scott and Larry describe today's boat ride
• [..]
• Timtron interviews Joe Walsh onboard the Katie in 2003
• [..]
• v:
• Steely Dan - The Boston Rag
• The Man Called X - Radio Freedom
• [..]

Voice of the M/S Katie, September 14, 2004

Voice of the M/S Katie

originally broadcast on WBCQ 5105
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
8:00pm - 12:00am

[starts at 18:00 into 9/14 aircheck]

• Johnny Burdette - Train Kept a' Rollin'
  
• Hole - Celebrity Skin
  
• Good evening everybody
  
• Entertainers - Searching
  
• DC Star - Is It You
  
• Special ad-hoc-ery version of Area 51
  
• Martin and Lewis - August 9, 1949 - Guest Burt Lancaster
  
• Beatnik scene from Hairspray
  
• Visit the Bang Corporation Yard and Dock
  
• Juliet's Wild Kingdom 52 - Porn groove music
  
• Why can't we play some pirate airchecks?
  
• United Patriot Militia Bingo
  
• James Brownyard - Anderson on the Run
  
• Frank Zappa Area 51 SSTV
  
• Everything is good!
  

Voice of the M/S Katie, September 11, 2004 (Area 51, 8PM)

Voice of the M/S Katie

Allan, Dr. Becker and I provided a big hello to our listeners after a broadcast of the classic Radio Morania pirate transmission. Our internet connection started to fuzz out at around 9:10pm, and by 9:20 or so Jen had switched 5105 to a simulcast with Marion's Attic on 7415.

originally broadcast on WBCQ 5105
Saturday, September 11, 2004
8:00pm - 9:30pm

• Radio Morania Part 1
• Becker Satellite Network SSTV
• Hello from the Katie
• Becker Satellite Network SSTV
• Frank Zappa - I Don't Wanna Get Drafted
• Captain Ganja - Mary Jane Demo
• Timtron - Piss Weak Little Mobile
• Missile Training Tape
• Are we live?
• Pirate Radio
• Johnny Kidd And The Pirates - Doctor Feelgood
• Jerry's Uncle - Cranbone
• The Beat Farmers - Happy Boy
• Fabulous Soul Eruption - Funky Strutt
• Foghat - Terraplane Blues
• Allmann Brothers Band - Trouble No More
• The Strange Doctor Wierd - Murder Ship

Voice of the M/S Katie, September 11, 2004 (Midnight test transmission)

Voice of the M/S Katie

The first "test transmission" broadcast started at midnight on 9/11. It was a lot of fun. We came on 5105 after Jason's friend Derek's "Squad 51 Country" ended at midnight.

Dr. Becker and I created the unique interval signal for our M/S Katie broadcasts about a half hour before we went on air for the first time. The interval signal consists of sound byte snippets from a Traffic concert in 1970, Thomas Dolby's "One of Our Submarines," and Ike, Kyle's baby brother from South Park.

Did I mention that this broadcsat was a lot of fun?

originally broadcast on WBCQ 5105
Saturday, September 11, 2004
12:00am - 1:30am

• Arrested Development - Tennessee
• Pleazers - Bald Headed Woman - Pebbles 12 The World
• Alberto y Lost Trios Paranoias - Heads Down No Nonsense Mindless Boogie
• Low Fidelity All Stars - Battle Flag (featuring Pigeonhed)
• DJ John B - American Girls
• Pirate Juliet - Pulaski County Militia
• Timtron - Piss Weak Little Mobile
• The Gourds - Gin and Juice
• An extended invitation for listener reports, and other commentary...
• Eric Cartman - Cheesy Poof Song
• Captain Ganja - Maharishi Charms
• Two Live Crew - Me So Horny
• But anyway, I shall kiss whomever I please
• Justin - Crocodiles
• Michael Ketter - Mouseco now owns the entire electromagnetic spectrum
• Pebbles and Bamm-Bamm - Let the Sun Shine In
• Some kind of bubble jammer
• Jay - I'm for gay rights
• Crack The Sky - Benny and the Jets
• Paul - Super Jay's Masty Mitts
• Frank Zappa - Can't Afford No Shoes
• Devo - Worried Man
• Moe Bandy and Joe Stumpley - Just Good Ol' Boys
• Ren and Stimpy - Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Frank Zappa - You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
• Ronald Reagan - Bob
• Larry the Cable Guy - Commentary on Janet Jackson's Boobs
• Damn, that's the end